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Hitching Post

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 14, 2016 at 6:00PM

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Finally, a place for day drinkers to put the baby so everyone doesn't freak out when I leave it in the car.

[via Joe Monster]

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This wouldn't happen if the Titty Hut would just build that daycare the girls have been asking for.

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Posted by: Josh Keown | July 8, 2015 at 9:00PM

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I don’t think my mother-in-law would be into it.

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Posted by: TK Kelly | August 7, 2014 at 3:00PM

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Just leave him a few bottles. He'll sleep for a cool 72 hours and you can take a long weekend.

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The Family Dog Is A Terrible Babysitter

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 19, 2014 at 9:00PM

But he can get that pot roast started for you so it will be ready by the time you get home from work.

[via Daily Garlic]

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