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Russian Babysitter

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 7, 2014 at 3:00PM

Just leave him a few bottles. He'll sleep for a cool 72 hours and you can take a long weekend.

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The Family Dog Is A Terrible Babysitter

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 19, 2014 at 9:00PM

But he can get that pot roast started for you so it will be ready by the time you get home from work.

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Reliable Sitter

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 26, 2014 at 1:00PM

"Found her on Angie's List. She's quiet, great with kids, and we can pay her in goats!"

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Posting Up

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 21, 2013 at 1:00PM

Who says a well-built fence isn't a more reliable babysitter than that trampy girl who laughs at everything your husband says? 

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He Hasn't Moved In 48 Hours

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 23, 2013 at 3:00PM

"Swear to God, we went to Vegas for the weekend and all we had to do was empty his shitter when we got home."

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