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    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

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    This is exactly why we need more female musicians.

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Take Your Kids To Work Day

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 17, 2015 at 2:00PM

StripClubKids

This wouldn't happen if the Titty Hut would just build that daycare the girls have been asking for.

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No Thanks

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 8, 2015 at 9:00PM

fthebabysitter

I don’t think my mother-in-law would be into it.

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Russian Babysitter

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 7, 2014 at 3:00PM

VodkaKid

Just leave him a few bottles. He'll sleep for a cool 72 hours and you can take a long weekend.

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The Family Dog Is A Terrible Babysitter

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 19, 2014 at 9:00PM

But he can get that pot roast started for you so it will be ready by the time you get home from work.

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Reliable Sitter

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 26, 2014 at 1:00PM

SnakeBabysitter

"Found her on Angie's List. She's quiet, great with kids, and we can pay her in goats!"

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