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Someone's In A Good Mood

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 5, 2014 at 4:00PM

You'd do the same thing if a doctor had just pulled on your head with metal forceps.

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10 Fantastic Football Photos

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 5, 2014 at 3:00PM

NFL football is officially back! Forget about your family, your mortgage, your job and your health. It's time to neglect everything. Now let's ring in the brand new 2014 season with some memories of years past. And before you make fun of Tom Brady, think about how carefree and childlike you'd look if you threw for 432 and 4 TD's.

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Crack Baby

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 28, 2014 at 9:00PM

Sorry honey, doggy style is completely out of the question.

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Random Baby, Aisle Four

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 28, 2014 at 12:00PM

I hate it when people decide not to buy something and don't put it back.

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10 Spectacular And Totally NSFW Sex Toys

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 22, 2014 at 3:00PM

It's a fact, everybody likes sex. Except your girlfriend (BURN!). But seriously folks, we've got to get our jollies somehow. They say "different strokes for different folks," right? Well these sensual products, like the toothy blowjob in a can pictured above, can definitely offer you some different strokes.

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We’re So Happy For You Guys

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 11, 2014 at 9:00PM

Overlook the shrinkage, it’s an ice cream cake.

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