"Take me to Flavortown, Ma!"
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We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:
"Only boring people get bored" is something only pretentious people pretend. We all get bored because we are a bunch of overstimulated babies. But you know what? Sometimes the lack of something to do can breed greatness.
Check out these few shining examples of what the human brain can do when not full of your goddamn gym updates on Facebook. Show full post
That face you make when you realize the sand you’re drinking has a cat turd in it.
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Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
I'm always confusing babies with hams and we don't want her in the oven again.