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Happy Thanksgiving!

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 27, 2014 at 10:00AM

Remember, 15 minutes in the oven per pound. The last thing you want is dry, mealy baby.

The blog will be back in full swing on Monday. Gobble gobble, ya dicks!

From Around the Web

Awww His First Toke

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 26, 2014 at 8:00PM

That explains the mother’s late night Taco Bell cravings.

[via Reddit]

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In This Week's Show

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 26, 2014 at 1:21AM

Here are all of the clips from tonight's episode that are available on our site:

 

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 24, 2014 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

10 Must Have Black Friday Toys

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 21, 2014 at 3:00PM

The Blackest of Fridays is nearly upon us. Now it's time to kick your training into high gear so you can mercilessly thrash anyone who gets between you and an unbeatable price. As Darwinism clearly explains, only the strongest survive door-busting deals, and how else will you earn your child's love you unless you bring home this strangely whorey Superman pillow?

Click here for more of this year's most in-demand children's toys… Show full post

Life Is Exhausting

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 20, 2014 at 12:00PM

I imagine this is how tired Ryan Seacrest is at all times.

[via Giphy]

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