Wouldn't drinking some laced Kool-Aid be easier?
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Think of all the money I'd save if my dates only ate baby food.
At least these two gave Cubs fans something exciting to watch for once.
She's going to learn respect one way or another.
Did Paula Deen just give birth?
[via Ghetto Fab]
And served with a side of grilled placenta.
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He didn't even use an apostrophe in "I'm," what an asshole…
This will work perfectly if his mom is a T-Rex.
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