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Impressive Output

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 9, 2014 at 5:00PM

Based on simple math, your child was 90% puke right before this happened.

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baby

puke

sick

so much

spit up

toddler

vomit

Nothing To See Here

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 9, 2014 at 12:00PM

Just my nightmare.

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asia

baby

boy

crab

eat

eating

feeding

nightmare

NOPE

scary

strange

weird

wtf

Reckless Baby On Board

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 7, 2014 at 3:00PM

This was hilarious until child protective services came and took her away.

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baby

car

child

crash

dad

danger

driving

father

license

parenting

scream

yell

This Flexing Baby Should Be Famous

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 7, 2014 at 12:00PM

Fratty bros start early.

And don't forget to check out the otherĀ people who deserve fame!

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Precious Moments

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 7, 2014 at 11:00AM

She went on an expletive-laced tirade that Sears portrait studio won't soon forget.

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angry

baby

mad

opp

photo

picture

portrait

studio

yelling

I'm Afraid Of A Baby's Mohawk

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 29, 2014 at 10:00AM

His salon also does spider leg eyelash extensions.

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baby

bug

centipede

hair

insect

mohawk

no thank you

NOPE

scary