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Facebook Knows All

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 9, 2014 at 12:00PM

It got super awkward when the facial recognition feature suggested that his buddy Todd was the father.

[via Imgur]

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 5, 2014 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[video via Barstool]

Godspeed, Young Tripod

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 5, 2014 at 1:00PM

Hope that's not a pop-up book. He could lose an eye.

[via The Chive]

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Miracles Are Happening At Red Robin

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 4, 2014 at 9:00PM

Everyone chill. She washed her hands before returning to work.

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Of Course It Has Wheels

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 4, 2014 at 12:00PM

TRUE STORY: Between 1st and 2nd grade I got to take home the class hamster Michael Jordan, and although I loved him I didn't want to touch him, so I kind of let him just live in his plastic ball for the whole summer. I'm just sayin', maybe this baby bites too.

[via People of Walmart]

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It’s Socially Terminal

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 1, 2014 at 5:00PM

There's no easy way to say this ma'am, but you've got a baby the size of a tumor inside of you.

[via Barnorama]

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