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Miracles Are Happening At Red Robin

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 4, 2014 at 9:00PM

Everyone chill. She washed her hands before returning to work.

[via Imgur]

Of Course It Has Wheels

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 4, 2014 at 12:00PM

TRUE STORY: Between 1st and 2nd grade I got to take home the class hamster Michael Jordan, and although I loved him I didn't want to touch him, so I kind of let him just live in his plastic ball for the whole summer. I'm just sayin', maybe this baby bites too.

[via People of Walmart]

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It’s Socially Terminal

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 1, 2014 at 5:00PM

There's no easy way to say this ma'am, but you've got a baby the size of a tumor inside of you.

[via Barnorama]

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10 Magnificent Movie Posters

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 1, 2014 at 3:00PM

We're in the midst of the summer blockbuster season, so why not take a look back at some of the greatest movie posters ever pressed to paper? Like that one time that for no discernible reason at all, fucking Richard Pryor showed up in Superman. Oh, the 80's, you were a truly special kind of awful.

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Should Have Gotten Her A Teacup Brother

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 30, 2014 at 3:00PM

If you raise him in a tiny cage like veal, he'll stay just the right size. Tender, too.

[via YouTube]

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Young Gunner

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 22, 2014 at 11:00AM

There's nothing quite like the joy of a child whose ten-day waiting period is finally up.

[via Oddersite]

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