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Life Is Exhausting

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 20, 2014 at 12:00PM

I imagine this is how tired Ryan Seacrest is at all times.

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Your Purse Is Crying

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 20, 2014 at 11:00AM

Check underneath the bar. A lot of places install hidden hooks where you can hang your baby.

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Third Trimester Crossfit

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 17, 2014 at 3:00PM

Pregnant Crossfit on Make A Gif

A great way to induce labor is to treat your body like a human ketchup bottle.

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I Hope That's Milk, Not Apple Juice

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 6, 2014 at 4:00PM

He also put a cardboard tube next to his dick and "birthed" the baby through it.

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Beats By Baby

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 2, 2014 at 6:00PM

Poor guy had to sell his drum machine when the kid was born, so he’s just making the best of it.

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10 Blood-Curdling Old-Timey Halloween Costumes

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 31, 2014 at 3:00PM

In an era long gone by, Halloween was once about so much more than finding the perfect slutty Buzz Lightyear outfit. They were simpler times, when everyone fashioned their own homemade costumes, and whether they were supposed to be or not, they were fucking terrifying.

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