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What Are You Again?

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 15, 2014 at 1:00PM

Ever since that time he watered the baby and fed the ficus strained pees, the wife labels everything.

[via Uber Humor]

Eternal Spit

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 14, 2014 at 1:00PM

I don't want to tell you how to raise your kid, but there might be too much glue in her diet.

[via Bro My God]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Little Wrestlers

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 13, 2014 at 4:00PM

Little Wrestlers

Guys they NEED a nap before they fight to the death.

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[photo: Yoshikazu Tsuno/Staff/Getty Images]

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Sleight Of Tiny Baby Hand

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 13, 2014 at 2:00PM

And now you know the secret behind most magic tricks is a hidden, fetus-sized assistant.

[via Imgur]

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Impressive Output

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 9, 2014 at 5:00PM

Based on simple math, your child was 90% puke right before this happened.

[via Izismile]

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Nothing To See Here

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 9, 2014 at 12:00PM

Just my nightmare.

[via The Chive]

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NOPE

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