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Being A New Dad Is Challenging

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 19, 2015 at 10:00PM

I’m no baby mind-reader, but I’m sure he’s thinking, “Holy shit. What have I gotten myself into?”

[via Joanne Casey]

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Dad's Really Stepping Up

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 12, 2015 at 2:00PM

StrollerStepLadder

Relax, child services. It's perfectly safe. He locked the wheels.

[via Memeo]

Deep Blue C.R.I.B.

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | January 7, 2015 at 11:00PM

jawsbaby

I for one respect a parent who makes their child face their fear head on.

[via lolcrunch]

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Oh God What Have I Done?

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 6, 2015 at 9:00PM

whathaveidone

If you show up to his party without a gift, there are consequences.

[via Rad Ass]

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High Altitude Is Very Dehydrating

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 5, 2015 at 10:00AM

fly high

I bet you $50 he throws up before that baby in front of him.

[via Uber Humor]

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Kid's Got Some Pair

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 16, 2014 at 6:00PM

BabyBalls

When he crawls around those things absolutely destroy hardwood floors.

[via Adictamente]

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