• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

Tosh.0 Blog

A Boy And His Gator

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 13, 2016 at 6:00PM

BabyGator

They call this a "Florida Baptism."

[via Joe Monster]

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From Around the Web

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 13, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

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Paternity Shoot

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 13, 2016 at 2:00PM

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When you clean out an entire Chinese buffet, you have to take some pics to commemorate the occasion.

[via TwistedSifter]

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Instagram Vs. Real Life

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 12, 2016 at 12:00PM

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I personally think that man's butt crack is much more photogenic than a pod of dumb dolphins.

[via MSNBC]

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Buckshot Baby

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 9, 2016 at 2:00PM

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Who needs a nanny when you're a complete lunatic?

[via Mad World News]

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Heavy Headed

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 8, 2016 at 5:00PM

Make him a Swiffer wig and those floors will be sparkling in no time.

[via Prickly Legs]

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