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Damn You, Beer!

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 22, 2015 at 1:00PM

BabyBeer

"Stop reminding Daddy of how wonderful life was before me!"

[via Catsmob]

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From Around the Web

10 Lazy People To Make You Feel Productive

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 19, 2015 at 3:00PM

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Guys. I'm on vacation this week and all I want to do is lay by the pool while someone brings me drinks and treats. So in honor of these feels, I bring you ten people that are actually lazier than me. That's all I can find. I'm a mess.

Click through and then send it to your mom to remind her that you ARE productive and she's lucky to have you.  Show full post

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Baby Carrier

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 18, 2015 at 3:00PM

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Only a fool would spend a fortune on a stroller when they already have a perfectly good bag.

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Little Tyrant

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 16, 2015 at 1:00PM

BirthdayBoy

"I said Funfetti! What the fuck is this inedible garbage?!"

[via Acid Cow]

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And That’s How Babies Are Born

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 14, 2015 at 10:00PM

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Nice teeth, baby. How long you been in there?

[via The Chive]

10 Very Good Reasons To Use Protection

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 12, 2015 at 3:00PM

"When are you going to have kids?" As soon as you start having steady sex with the same person, everyone will ask you this. Can't we just have sex for fun without you bringing up children!? I've seen enough of the internet to know kids are hellions.

So keep reading for your answer, mom/grandma/neighbor/lady at the coffeeshop. Show full post

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