Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Tom Hanks' audition for Forrest Gump. Not enough… ya know.
- Playing with firecrackers indoors is never a good idea.
- Kansas State football team hazes their new players with some VERY cute haircuts.
- Which state smokes the most weed? Cannot believe it isn't Cali.
- A baby sloth yawning! Don't show this to Kristen Bell she will freak the fuck out.
- Chipotle menu options you didn't know were options.
- A shirt made from solid goooooooold. Enjoy this also.
- Bad ideas for the weekend. Lordy!
- The best DC comic tattoos for you nerds.
- And 8 dumb ways criminals were caught. Don't drop a piece of your own mail when you break in somewhere, okay?
[video via Barstool]