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See Ya Later, Crawling-Related Injuries!

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 26, 2013 at 5:00PM

Hey someone should get these for Paris Hilton, am I right?! In case she ever has a baby. (And also I hear she administers a lot of blowjobs.)

[via Glennis McCarthy]

I Love My Child As If It Were A Hamster

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 18, 2013 at 6:00PM

Just make sure Richard Gere doesn't try and shove your baby up his ass.

[via Fail Blog]