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Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 3, 2011 at 12:00PM

"You know how you always want me to look at your baby?  Well, how about YOU look at your stupid fucking baby!  Forever!  Because I'm going to shove it in all your fucking photos!!  How does that feel?!?

"Oh!  You love it?!  Because you love your baby?!  I HATE YOU!"

[via Reddit]

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