• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

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Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 3, 2011 at 12:00PM

"You know how you always want me to look at your baby?  Well, how about YOU look at your stupid fucking baby!  Forever!  Because I'm going to shove it in all your fucking photos!!  How does that feel?!?

"Oh!  You love it?!  Because you love your baby?!  I HATE YOU!"

[via Reddit]

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