• Caption Challenge

    We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.

  • #TBT

    And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.

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Posted by: Mike Pomranz | February 3, 2011 at 12:00PM

"You know how you always want me to look at your baby?  Well, how about YOU look at your stupid fucking baby!  Forever!  Because I'm going to shove it in all your fucking photos!!  How does that feel?!?

"Oh!  You love it?!  Because you love your baby?!  I HATE YOU!"

[via Reddit]

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