Tastes just like veal!
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
All the lovin', none of the backtalk.
I'd rather watch this dick than Tom Cruise in another Mission Impossible movie.
From MTV's new show "16 and WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?"
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Personally, I prefer the book written by her husband Tom Middleton: Boy, Hide Like a Muthafucker.
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