Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This dog has the discipline of a samurai. But how are his sword skills?
- Obama says, "go to the movies!" I say, "I do what I want Obama!"
- Free the boobs! No bra, no shirt, no problem.
- Here are some uncommon drinking games. For after you crush your family in the standard ones.
- This guy paid $150,000 to look like Kim K. I would've given him that fat lip for half the price.
- Instagram account calls out Photoshop fails. Beware the Editing Police, y'all.
- Mom calls into CSPAN to scold sons. BRB, my mom just called Daniel and told him I forgot my lunch.
- Death metal babies. These kids are probably already on a watchlist somewhere.
- Nicki Minaj has nip slip while discussing nip slips. NIPCEPTION.