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Jealous, Pal?

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 11, 2014 at 2:00PM

I feel the exact same way when stupid, gross girls take up all my friends' time.

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I Guess Axe Really Does Work On Women

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 4, 2014 at 1:00PM

Actually, this may be a hostage situation. Send help.

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Knocked Her Block Off

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 27, 2014 at 1:00PM

I have to say, the Lego Movie went way darker than I thought it would.

[via Daily Garlic]

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Always Carry Protection

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 26, 2014 at 11:00AM

It's like Nana always said, "Pepper spray is for pussies."

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So How Did She Take The Break Up?

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 18, 2014 at 1:00PM

If it makes you feel better, she definitely told all of her friends your dick is small too.

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