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Knocked Her Block Off

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 27, 2014 at 1:00PM

I have to say, the Lego Movie went way darker than I thought it would.

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Always Carry Protection

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 26, 2014 at 11:00AM

It's like Nana always said, "Pepper spray is for pussies."

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So How Did She Take The Break Up?

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 18, 2014 at 1:00PM

If it makes you feel better, she definitely told all of her friends your dick is small too.

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Best. Carnival. Ever.

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 22, 2014 at 3:00PM

They could've saved themselves some money and just made one sign that said "This way to awesome."

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News Of The Week

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 12, 2013 at 1:00PM

A sword and/or ax attack is only like the third worst thing that happens to a fast-food employee during any given week.

[via Newser & HuffPoWeird]