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I Guess Axe Really Does Work On Women

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 4, 2014 at 1:00PM

Actually, this may be a hostage situation. Send help.

[via Elafter)

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News Of The Week

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 12, 2013 at 1:00PM

A sword and/or ax attack is only like the third worst thing that happens to a fast-food employee during any given week.

[via Newser & HuffPoWeird]

Good Service Guaranteed

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 4, 2013 at 8:00PM

Actually pretty handy to have around if you're at Steak-N-Shake after 2AM.

[via Izismile]

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Hanging Out at the Mall

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | April 30, 2012 at 1:00PM

"I can't figure this map out.  Just meet me at the Cinnabon and I'll murder you there."

[via journo-fascist profiteer]

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