Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Bill Murray's awkward kiss supercut. Bet he can still slang that D.
- Friday the 13th Fail Compilation! Black cats and mirrors and shit.
- A bunch of people want to go to Mars and never come back. Good riddance, weirdos.
- Free pizza if you show your tits. I'll be fed for life!!
- Dina Lohan got a DUI. Her mugshot is priceless.
- A vet with a sense of humor. If you cut balls off all day, might as well laugh about it.
- Hot girls in yoga pants. Happy Friday!
- This guy is already camped out to get the iPhone 5s. He has nothing better to do anyway.
- Beer copier. Do you guys think this is fake?
- And Chrissy Teigen topless. You earned it.
[video via Ratsoff!]