Nothing compares to the craft services at the Oscars.
Here we are, lookin' at the top dog.
I'm happy to say the year's most popular blog post is just plain silly, which is the exact humor I enjoy the most. We crunched the numbers and the winner is Just Play It Off. I'm sure this girl is thrilled about it. But hey, at least she's a smoke show.
We want to thank you for always keeping up with our blog, whether it's in class or on the toilet. We love making you laugh, and we love it even more when you shit on us in the comments section. It's a beautiful relationship.
Well this little gem won by a long shot.
Not only was Sport Science.0 the clear winner of the year's most popular Tosh.0 video, but within two days it jumped to the second most viewed Tosh video of all time. Basically don't steal from Daniel, or he will have 2.3 million people watch as he kicks you in the nuts.
The runner up was Kiffin's Krimson Korner, which just goes to show that you guys love sports more than puke. Wow, you've really matured! Exciting.
Let's be honest, we all saw this one coming…
We counted up the votes, and the award for year's best tattoo goes to Shadow Work! This bulbous leg-wiener absolutely bludgeoned the competition on it's way to a most veiny victory, and that means you guys are exactly who we thought you were.
Stay golden, Tosh fans. Don't ever change.
A special moment, captured in time.
You voted, and the year's best selfie goes to Bathroom Sex. What an angle! He saw an opportunity and went for it, and now the Tosh Blog is rewarding him for it. It's the American dream.
So next time you hear the moans of someone faking an orgasm in a public restroom, grab your camera!* You could be Tosh blog famous.
*Something tells me legally I have to write that you should not, ever, grab your camera in a public bathroom. I think there are laws against it? Who knows.