That dog is so obviously bribing the judges.
We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
Who won “Best Lawyer If You Want That Indecent Exposure Charge Dropped?” Asking for a friend.
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I knew I had a problem when I received this in the mail from Porn Hub.
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"First and foremost, I'd like to thank my Dad. Because that seems only fair."
In all seriousness, I’ve been staring at that plaque for 20 minutes, and I don’t know what else it can be besides a vagina.
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