That dog is so obviously bribing the judges.
This whole country has gone to hell.
Make your own commercial for the new season, and you could wind up on TV.
They might be young, but they're just as vicious as a woman twice their age.
Never in the history of Web Redemptions has someone been so exactly who we thought they'd be.
Who won “Best Lawyer If You Want That Indecent Exposure Charge Dropped?” Asking for a friend.
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I knew I had a problem when I received this in the mail from Porn Hub.
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"First and foremost, I'd like to thank my Dad. Because that seems only fair."
In all seriousness, I’ve been staring at that plaque for 20 minutes, and I don’t know what else it can be besides a vagina.
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