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Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 15, 2016 at 2:00PM

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You better pick that before it picks you.

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From Around the Web

I Get High With A Little Help From My Friends

Posted by: Alex Ovadia | June 12, 2016 at 10:00AM

I feel the same sense of accomplishment when Mexican restaurants forget to charge me extra for avocado.

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It's Organic

Posted by: Rachel Callman | December 8, 2015 at 2:00PM

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I tried to get the pit out without a knife and three girls at the party gave me their numbers.

[via TC Mag]

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Rescue 9-1-Yum

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | March 25, 2015 at 11:00PM

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He makes a delicious stigmata.

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You've Done It Again, Craigslist

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 5, 2013 at 4:00PM

"I don't care how long you're standing outside your apartment but if you've exposed the inside of my avocado to air- TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE."

I mean, that's what I assume he wrote back.

[via Reddit]

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