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    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

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    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

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    If any schools are looking for a sex ed teacher, we're pretty sure he's available.

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It's Organic

Posted by: Rachel Callman | December 8, 2015 at 2:00PM

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I tried to get the pit out without a knife and three girls at the party gave me their numbers.

[via TC Mag]

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Rescue 9-1-Yum

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | March 25, 2015 at 11:00PM

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He makes a delicious stigmata.

[via Lolhehehe]

You've Done It Again, Craigslist

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | February 5, 2013 at 4:00PM

"I don't care how long you're standing outside your apartment but if you've exposed the inside of my avocado to air- TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE."

I mean, that's what I assume he wrote back.

[via Reddit]

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