You better pick that before it picks you.
I feel the same sense of accomplishment when Mexican restaurants forget to charge me extra for avocado.
I tried to get the pit out without a knife and three girls at the party gave me their numbers.
[via TC Mag]
"I don't care how long you're standing outside your apartment but if you've exposed the inside of my avocado to air- TIME IS OF THE ESSENCE."
I mean, that's what I assume he wrote back.