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Freudian Slip of the Day

Posted by: Carly Hallam | October 5, 2010 at 5:00PM

Showbiz Lesson Number One: If you want to succeed in this business, you have to blow the right person (away) to get an audition. And then you have to blow them (out of the water) again at the audition.

And once you've satisfied that guy, you'll finally meet his boss—the one with the real power. And you're gonna have to blow him to get the job. Like, actually blow him.

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