Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
Each week, we'll give you the gift of a Tosh.0 classic.
Nothing like some good old fetish porn to wind down your work week.
People will do anything to be on TV – but not you Tosh fans, you guys have your dignity.
Well you know what you little stupid ass store I ain't fuk'in wit'chuuuuuu!
[via Rad Ass]