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    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

  • #TBT

    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Stars, Stripes, Skillz

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 18, 2016 at 12:00PM

NBA All-Star Game 2016

That's not what I meant when I said I hope she's stacked. 

We received a lot of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

We picked the caption above from a comment left by Tim Webb.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[Elsa/Staff/Getty Images]

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Is It Racist? – Google

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 16, 2016 at 12:00PM

I didn't know your grandpa could code!

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Stars, Stripes, Skillz

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 14, 2016 at 4:00PM

NBA All-Star Game 2016

I am just bowled over by the amount of talent here. 

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[Elsa/Staff/Getty Images]

Looks Hot

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 6, 2016 at 12:00PM

redtube

Some see this as a prank. I see it as a masturbation challenge.

[via Distinguished Baloney]

Dirty Carrots

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 1, 2016 at 2:00PM

carrots

I haven't seen vegetables this provocative since Warped Brownlee.

[via Izismile]

Tags: 

asian

Carrot

carrots

display

legs

pose

posing

reading

sexy

spread

vegetables

wtf

Beauty Is Pain

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 11, 2016 at 10:00AM

ace

Dating an NFL player gives you the same results, but you get way more money.

[via AcidCow]