We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
Every girl dreams of having a man who will regurgitate coffee into her mouth.
His phone also has pool floaties, a seat belt, and an EpiPen. Just in case.
If someone speaks broken English, it means they also speak a different language so they're probably better than me (and most likely you). But that still won't stop me from laughing at these random and poorly thrown together English shirts.
In a time when so many Americans are threatening to move to Canada, we salute these proud 10 for showing off their love of the red, white and blue culture.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web: