People will do anything to be on TV – but not you Tosh fans, you guys have your dignity.
Well you know what you little stupid ass store I ain't fuk'in wit'chuuuuuu!
[via Rad Ass]
"Uh yes, in fact my sex toys DO hold me at night so take your pick up lines somewhere else."
[via Bro My God]
If the top tears your rectal wall it means you aren't dreaming.
Although this one's a little weird because he's the one tapping on the glass.
[via The Chive]