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Big (Sean) & Tall Store

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | February 6, 2015 at 11:00PM

bigseanandtallstore

Well you know what you little stupid ass store I ain't fuk'in wit'chuuuuuu!

[via Rad Ass]

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Masturbating Has Become So Much Work

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 21, 2015 at 12:00PM

boob grabber

"Uh yes, in fact my sex toys DO hold me at night so take your pick up lines somewhere else."

[via Bro My God]

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Ass Inception

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 1, 2014 at 11:00AM

If the top tears your rectal wall it means you aren't dreaming.

[via Catsmob]

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I Love The Aquarium

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 11, 2014 at 10:00AM

Although this one's a little weird because he's the one tapping on the glass.

[via The Chive]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Little Wrestlers

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 17, 2014 at 12:00PM

Little Wrestlers

Can you guess which two diapers are soiled?

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Mick Sweeney.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[photo: Yoshikazu Tsuno/Staff/Getty Images]

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Traditional Asian Cuisine

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 15, 2014 at 5:00PM

Many of the Far East countries still stick to a diet of mostly rice, fish, and Cool Ranch.

[via Imgur]