• Caption Challenge

    We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.

  • #TBT

    And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.

Tosh.0 Blog

Chicks Dig Mathletes

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 19, 2015 at 10:00AM

kid pimp

His mom is going to be so pissed when she wakes up from that nap.

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From Around the Web

On Second Thought, Do Not Back Dat Ass Up

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 15, 2013 at 3:00PM

I totally get it. When I'm at home I HATE putting on pants or removing the knife from my ass.

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What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Matt Koff | January 18, 2013 at 5:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Nope. In WWII they would have given you a medal!

Fan Favorites: 20 Seconds on the Clock – Asian Kid Tazes Himself

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 10, 2011 at 6:00PM

This week, I'm back and Carly is on vacation.

It's not easy to do all 50 posts for the week by yourself.  Time becomes precious.

So when someone like Jason 'Elliot' Cavey goes through the trouble of providing you a link directly to his Fan Favorites video, that's the kind of time saver a guy can really use.

So, Jason, this week we're featuring the 20 seconds on the Clock of the Asian kid tazing himself.  Right after you explain to me what kind of a nickname "Eliot" is.

And if you like this 20 Seconds on the Clock, check out ALL of our 20 Seconds on the Clock videos on the 20 Seconds on the Clock page.

We have 30 different 20 Seconds on the Clocks in the archive.  According to math, you should be able to watch them all in 10 minutes.  Easy.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments!

You Will Never Be This Badass

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 6, 2011 at 11:00AM

Looks like Hollywood will have no problem making Fast & Furious movies for years to come.

[via Reddit]