Tastes just like veal!
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
All the lovin', none of the backtalk.
I'd rather watch this dick than Tom Cruise in another Mission Impossible movie.
If the car is a-rockin' CALL FOR FUCKING HELP.
His loins have just attained Nirvana.
Asians are even better at making tape than us.
Many eastern cultures believe rubbing a redhead wards off evil spirits. Also it's just fun because they're weird.
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