This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.
Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.
His loins have just attained Nirvana.
Asians are even better at making tape than us.
Many eastern cultures believe rubbing a redhead wards off evil spirits. Also it's just fun because they're weird.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
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