The egg, because the chicken is clearly faking it.
We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
A good piece of ass is hard to find. Better take some with you.
[via Uber Humor]