Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This woman painted a Donald Trump portrait with her boobs. In case you want to see something you despise painted by something you love so dearly.
- O.J. Simpson's manager says he knows who committed the murders. Oh, was that setup misleading? He was just going to clarify that it was O.J.
- Chipotle couldn't even stay clean for a month. At this point, eating Chipotle is about the same as taking your chances on a dumpster-steak.
- Kim Jong Un showed off his nuke. And it is adorable.
- Here are the most annoying photos from rich kids on Snapchat. The worst part about rich kids is how you're not one of them.
- These are the worst people to sit next to on a long flight. This article could have just said, "Andy Dick."
- Wednesdays and butts belong together.