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Under The Shirt

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 2, 2014 at 1:00PM

If you're wondering why he did this, it's because a powerful sea witch stole his ability to reason.

[via Jpegy]




bad choice



little mermaid




Now That's Talent

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 28, 2014 at 8:00PM

I wonder if I can commission that bird to poop the Batman logo on the back of my truck?

[via Bro My God]





bird shit



self portrait

Definitely Going On The Fridge

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 14, 2014 at 8:00PM

“And when your rocket ship shoots out the other side of the moon and into the black hole that’s how babies are made.”

[via Meme Whore]

Priceless Art

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 9, 2014 at 4:00PM

"I love how the artist created an erect penis that has the curvature of a flaccid one. Very controversial."

"Yes, interesting. Let's move on to the next stall, where we have another moving piece, Random Phone Number."

[via UberHumor]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Lady Rocket

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 9, 2014 at 12:00PM

Lady Rocket

Bullshit… You'd never get that many women to agree on a destination…

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Bobby McGlinchey.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[photo: AFP/Stringer/Getty Images]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Lady Rocket

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 5, 2014 at 4:00PM

Lady Rocket

This isn't what I meant by, "Let's get more women into space."

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[photo: AFP/Stringer/Getty Images]