• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    She smells like a winner.

  • #TBT

    Every day is Whiskey Wednesday if you lose enough brain cells.

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Boner Bedding

Posted by: Rachel Callman | July 11, 2016 at 10:00AM

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Unfortunately, he was too busy building this dick to actually use his own last night.

[via UberHumor]

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From Around the Web

Nightmares Are In Bloom

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 27, 2016 at 10:00PM

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I’d rather my skin catch fire than seek shade under the souls of the damned tree.

[via Reddit]

No Questions Asked

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 20, 2016 at 9:00PM

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For the record, this includes E.T. and Superman.

[via Reddit]

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Provocative Piece

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 1, 2016 at 4:00PM

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Here? But we're in public.

[via Imgur]

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Take A Peek In The Booby Box

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 27, 2016 at 6:00PM

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It's the ultimate prank. You look inside and there's just a picture of your dad's dick.

[via Imgur]

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Masterpiece Squeeze

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 19, 2016 at 3:00PM

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You have to manually empty David every few weeks or his balls swell and crack.

[via Catsmob]

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