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    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

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    She smells like a winner.

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    Every day is Whiskey Wednesday if you lose enough brain cells.

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Small Crime

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 23, 2016 at 4:00PM

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We praise Lena Dunham, but this poor dude tries to celebrate his flaws and he gets arrested?

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From Around the Web

Sure Thing…

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 30, 2016 at 8:00PM

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We’ll even put flattering filter on there if you’re willing to tell us where you’re at.

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10 Crimes That Obviously Happened in Florida

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 26, 2016 at 3:00PM

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This week I got into an actual argument with my Floridian parents over whether Florida is the weirdest state in the country. So today I decided to put a little exclamation point on the end of my argument with the power of the internet.

Here is some of the dumb shit that could only happen there. Read 'em and weep, Pops!

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Bout That Life

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 9, 2016 at 8:00PM

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Pelican throat pouches are good for fishing and shoplifting high-end electronics.

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Bustin’ Loose

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 4, 2016 at 10:00PM

Should have never let her call shotgun.

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