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10 Crimes That Obviously Happened in Florida

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 26, 2016 at 3:00PM

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This week I got into an actual argument with my Floridian parents over whether Florida is the weirdest state in the country. So today I decided to put a little exclamation point on the end of my argument with the power of the internet.

Here is some of the dumb shit that could only happen there. Read 'em and weep, Pops!

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From Around the Web

Bout That Life

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 9, 2016 at 8:00PM

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Pelican throat pouches are good for fishing and shoplifting high-end electronics.

[via The Chive]

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Bustin’ Loose

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 4, 2016 at 10:00PM

Should have never let her call shotgun.

[via Imgur]

Caught In A Lie

Posted by: Rachel Callman | July 29, 2016 at 4:00PM

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If he hadn't braked to let a deer cross the road, they never woulda caught him.

[via Radass]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 28, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web: