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    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

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Here Comes The Perp

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 24, 2016 at 1:00PM

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Turns out her "something blue" was the severed head they found in her freezer.

[via Expert Bail]

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From Around the Web

Not His First Rodeo

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 15, 2016 at 8:00PM

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Being arrested in an ironic t-shirt is actually on my bucket list.

[via Acid Cow]

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Dine N' Dash

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 4, 2016 at 11:00AM

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BUT HOW WERE THE GARLIC KNOTS?!

[via UberHumor]

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Not The Sharpiest Knives In The Drawer

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 19, 2016 at 6:00PM

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Not only were they charged with burglary, they also caught a bunch of flack on Twitter for kind of doing blackface.

[via Caveman Circus]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 14, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web: