Our forefathers were straight up nasty.
We appreciate a woman who knows what she wants. And that can make a rhyme that taunts.
October 6th is all about the ladies
Weirdos always hunt in packs.
Your weekly guide to the source material used in this week's episode of Tosh.0.
That's not what I meant when I said "you should beef up."
[via Ebaum's World]
There's a far less wordy version of this that just says, "I Killed Jesus."
[via Daily Garlic]
He’s a living breathing Photoshop distort filter.
Stay clenched; I heard they can squeeze into extremely tight spaces.
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