As a safety precaution, if he keeps rolling up his sleeves, please notify an air marshal.
[via The Chive]
"Sure, it's caused permanent nerve damage through lack of circulation, but how awesome do I look?"
[via LOL Hehehe]
Obama said he wouldn't take away our guns. But he didn't say ANYTHING about taking away our arms.
[via King Ruiner]
Breaking: Tim Duncan just realized he has arms. Back to you, Mike.
[via Daily of the Day]