She really is like a breaht of fresh air.
Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
How bad does this kid not want to do math homework tonight?
[via Lol He He He]
We're now taking bets on whether he'll miss masturbating of video games the most.