Wouldn't drinking some laced Kool-Aid be easier?
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Think of all the money I'd save if my dates only ate baby food.
At least these two gave Cubs fans something exciting to watch for once.
She really is like a breaht of fresh air.
How bad does this kid not want to do math homework tonight?
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How else is he supposed to figure out his ring size?
We're now taking bets on whether he'll miss masturbating of video games the most.
Have him show you his McRib tramp stamp.
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