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Posted by: Josh Keown | February 27, 2015 at 10:00PM

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“It’s an oyster, honey.” – What she tells her six-year old every time he asks about it.

[via Uber Humor]

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It Stings A Little

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 19, 2014 at 9:00PM

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Hey man while it’s like that you should try to score some free snacks from the vending machine.

[via Break]

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The Arm Wants What The Arm Wants

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 3, 2014 at 11:00AM

"Sorry. It does that whenever it senses my wife and kids aren't around."

[via LOLsnaps]

Sleight Of Tiny Baby Hand

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 13, 2014 at 2:00PM

And now you know the secret behind most magic tricks is a hidden, fetus-sized assistant.

[via Imgur]

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You've Got Game?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 14, 2014 at 4:00PM

Sorry bro, but that's some high school shit. Call me when you bang her.

[via Izismile]

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