“Somebody get me the f*ck outta here.” – Droopy dog
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So this is where cats go when they sneak out of the house.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
Marriage, like Big Buck Hunter, works out better if you refrain from shooting women.
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He’s going to look amazing in a Lakers uniform.
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This machine is the only believable opponent for the next Rocky movie.
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