Should I go for the plush purple parrot or the pink pocket penis?
His entire home is full of stuffed Sponge Bobs, lava lamps and Laffy Taffy.
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Look, if a baby can get a pack of smokes with that tiny claw, then he earned them.
Have you ever gotten to that point where you just can't bring yourself to care about anything? I think we all have, but so few of us have actually reached our true potential for indifference.
The genuine heroes in this post however, like the man who won't let one little arrest harsh his buzz, have officially reached the apex of not giving a fuck. In fact, they passed it a long time ago and haven't looked back, because frankly, they can't be bothered to.
Click below for more people who refuse to give any more than exactly zero fucks… Show full post