• Caption Challenge

    High Dive
    High Dive

    Wouldn't drinking some laced Kool-Aid be easier?

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Think of all the money I'd save if my dates only ate baby food.

  • #TBT

    At least these two gave Cubs fans something exciting to watch for once.

Tosh.0 Blog

Introducing The iPhone 6 Super Colossal

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 4, 2014 at 10:00AM

Before purchasing, I need to make sure I don’t have any issues holding it while sitting on the toilet.

[via Uber Humor]

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From Around the Web

Dat Mac

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 21, 2014 at 6:00PM

macass

“I’m tired of magazines sayin’ flat butts are the thing.”

[via Imgur]

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He Had One Job

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 11, 2014 at 10:00PM

idick

And for one brief moment everyone forced to go to this school performance was amused.

[via Imgur]

This Number Seems A Bit Low

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 10, 2014 at 10:00PM

60billion

I just did the math for my share over a month and multiplied that by … oh God I have a problem.

[via Izismile]

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So This Isn't An Phone?

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 1, 2014 at 6:00PM

iphonesix

Apple must be pretty full of themselves if they're handing out jerk lube to everyone at the next iPhone launch

[via Fail Blog]

Finding The Lord On Level 500

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 14, 2013 at 8:00PM

candycrushchurch

THIS is why he took Steve Jobs away from us. Thanks guys.

[via No Way Girl]

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