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This Number Seems A Bit Low

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 10, 2014 at 10:00PM

60billion

I just did the math for my share over a month and multiplied that by … oh God I have a problem.

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From Around the Web

So This Isn't An Phone?

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 1, 2014 at 6:00PM

iphonesix

Apple must be pretty full of themselves if they're handing out jerk lube to everyone at the next iPhone launch

[via Fail Blog]

Finding The Lord On Level 500

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 14, 2013 at 8:00PM

candycrushchurch

THIS is why he took Steve Jobs away from us. Thanks guys.

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Slide To Unlock, Ladies

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 6, 2013 at 8:00PM

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No cracks on this iPhone. ZINNGGGGG

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Bless This Technology, For It Has Surely Sinned

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 2, 2013 at 8:00PM

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This is how you update to iOS7 in the Catholic church.

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Fan Favorites: Puke Pie Eating Contest

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 2, 2013 at 6:00PM

pie

Well you are going to LOVE it after this, Edwin.

Leave your suggestion for next week's Fan Favorite video in the comments! 

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