We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
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I was told by this woman's husband, that he could jump off a bridge and be happier.
"I can't tell if something's wrong with the machine or if it's my Oregon Trail floppy disk."
[via The Chive]
As hard as it is to believe, she's actually in charge of the town genius bar.
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