• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

Tosh.0 Blog

10 Tinder Girls You Need In Your Life

Posted by: Rachel Callman | July 17, 2015 at 3:00PM

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App dating has created a whole new level to our hookup game. Now you can pick your lady friend out of a virtual magazine, without having to completely rely on your beer goggles. The world keeps getting more beautiful.

Click through to see all of the women who can't wait to ease your lonely nights. Show full post

From Around the Web

Washing The Apples

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 12, 2015 at 4:00PM

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This photo was used as evidence in the murder trial that happened as a result of this catastrophe.

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Hefty Hunnies Only

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 5, 2015 at 2:00PM

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I knew this wasn't Los Angeles even before I saw the Asian characters.

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 10, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

10 Magical Wedding Memories

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 10, 2014 at 3:00PM

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You'll never forget your wedding… even if you want to. Thanks to the inordinate amount of pictures snapped on that glorious day, like the one above where the groom either saw a bee or saw his bleak and terrifying future in the eyes of his mother in law, your wedding will live on forever.

Click here for more momentous moments in matrimony…

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Introducing The iPhone 6 Super Colossal

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 4, 2014 at 10:00AM

Before purchasing, I need to make sure I don’t have any issues holding it while sitting on the toilet.

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