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    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

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    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

  • #TBT

    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

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Voted 'Most Likely To Survive The Zombie Apocalypse'

Posted by: Matt Koff | February 13, 2013 at 3:00PM

What's crazy is this isn't photoshopped.

[via Break]

From Around the Web

This Apocalypse Ain't So Bad After All!

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 20, 2012 at 5:00PM

I hear Dunkin' Donuts is giving away free munchkins after the human race is vanquished.

[via The Chive]

Only Whitney Can Save Us Now

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 20, 2012 at 4:00PM

Well, I think this about sums up man's time on earth.

That and Farmville.

[via Stuff I Stole From The Internet]

'Is It The End Of Days Yet?'

Posted by: Matt Koff | December 20, 2012 at 3:00PM

Why are zombies are never around to bite your ears off when you need 'em?

[via Acid Cow]

Has The End Of Days Changed Your Attitude On Hygiene?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 20, 2012 at 2:00PM

I'm not brushing my teeth either.

[via Acid Cow]