I liked it better than my condo at Sweati Palms.
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
If you're going to do it at least run a twinkling vein up the center. Don't half-ass it at the holidays.
[via HuffPo Weird]
Learn from c87664’s mistake. Always check the surrounding WiFi networks before signing a lease.
It's all Panda Express containers and condom wrappers.
[via No Way Girl]