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I Whip My Neck Back And Forth

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 18, 2015 at 12:00PM

First one to vomit up their own Adam's apple loses.

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Primate Suspect

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 16, 2015 at 2:00PM

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"Hello, sir. This is Becky with American Express fraud protection. Did you recently purchase 25,000 bananas?"

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10 Portraits Of Animal-Loving Weirdos

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 6, 2015 at 3:00PM

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I love animals. I also love other things, like a normal human. These people are weirdly obsessed with their animals, probably because they have no friends or hobbies. I wish I could show them all the Tosh.0 blog so they could have a healthy, fulfilling hobby.

Alas, until then, click here to gawk at more of them. Show full post

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: There Can Be Only One

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 30, 2015 at 12:00PM

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Wow these furry costumes are getting more and more realistic.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Jeff Stack.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

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She Doesn't Even Work There

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 29, 2015 at 10:00AM

Little known fact: Koalas can't copulate unless someone is playing with their balls.

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bASSketball

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 27, 2015 at 10:00PM

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They’re celebrating because they just beat the Knicks.

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