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Tripping Bison Balls

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 18, 2016 at 2:00PM

TrippingBison

You dose their water with LSD one time and suddenly the zoo gets all uptight.

[via Law Haha]

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From Around the Web

Planet Of The Gropes

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 15, 2016 at 11:00AM

This orangutan suit I bought has already paid for itself in boobies.

[via Izismile]

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Doggy Descent

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 13, 2016 at 3:00PM

For all the talk of pit bulls' volatility, no one ever mentions what skilled roofers they are.

[via Acid Cow]

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Reptile Wrangler

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 13, 2016 at 1:00PM

If you want someone at your party who's willing to wrestle a giant snake, you're gonna want to invite Karen.

[via Coed]

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Duck And Cover

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 13, 2016 at 10:00AM

DuckCamo

He caught a glimpse of his reflection in the pond and shot his own face off.

[via Radass]

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Aggressive Crowd

Posted by: Rachel Callman | July 12, 2016 at 4:00PM

monk

They really are the cutest way to spread disease.

[via Radass]

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