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Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 15, 2015 at 10:00AM

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I always knew they would attack when I was at my most vulnerable.

[via Izismile]

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From Around the Web

10 Gross Misuses Of Taxidermy

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 1, 2015 at 3:00PM

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Taxidermy is the act of making a dead thing look not dead anymore. The only valid reason I can think to do this is education. And maybe scaring the crap out of people. Anything other than that can get pretty morbid.

Always remember folks, just because you can, doesn't mean you should. Here are a few people that took it too far.

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Sensual Safari

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 29, 2015 at 3:00PM

FriskyGiraffe

Shouldn't you at least pick her dinner from a treetop first?

[via Acid Cow]

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Swift Primate Justice

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 24, 2015 at 11:00AM

If you're going to flip off an animal, maybe pick one that can't execute a flying dropkick to the face.

[via YouTube]

Nature's Birth Control

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 23, 2015 at 3:00PM

An elephant never forgets to pull out.

[via LOL Hehehe]

Control Your Poultry

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 22, 2015 at 5:00PM

ChickenHarness

Are you tired of your chickens pulling and squirming out of their leashes when you walk them? Well… that's because you're an insane person.

[via Twitter]

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