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Almost Weekend Almost Weekend Almost Weekend

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 19, 2013 at 4:00PM

"SO MANY PLANS EAT FLOWERS LAY IN THE SUN FOREST PARTY MAYBE GO ON A HIKE."

[via Uber Humor]

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As They Say, "TGICLVC"

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 19, 2013 at 3:00PM

"Thank God It's A Cat Licking A Vacuum Cleaner."

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We Wore The Same Thing, How Embarrassing

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 10, 2013 at 1:00PM

He's not really sniffing that pole. He's just pretending not to know his owner.

[via Acid Cow]

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Dogs + Pantyhose = Happiness

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 8, 2013 at 2:00PM

Here at the Tosh blog, we get thousands of e-mails a day, all asking the same thing: "How can I spice up the relationship between me and my dog?" Good news! We may have found a cure for your canine-related blues.

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Now that's a "HOT" "DOG!"

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I'd like to take THIS one to the "pound", if you know what I mean! (Have sex with it.)

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This one just seems sad. A.K.A. is the sexiest one of all! HELLO!

Jokes I didn't use in this post:

More like "All Dogs Go To HARD-ON!"
This one's giving me a total "Milk-BONER!"
I am literally jerking off to these pantyhose-wearing dogs!

Okay, that's it.

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Don't You Like Crowded Public Places, Mr. Whiskers?

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 5, 2013 at 3:00PM

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To-Do List:
a) Drag Cat To Mall
b) Get Wetzel's Pretzel
c) Spend Rest Of Life Alone

[via Acid Cow]

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24 Seconds Of Dogs Wearing Cowboy Hats

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 4, 2013 at 11:00AM

My favorite part is how sad they seem.

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