You can get away with a lot of creepy shit if you're cute enough.
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
Too bad the cat's idea of retaliation involves his claws and your eyeballs.
He is so going to get bullied by the other owls when he's released into nature.