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Dogs + Pantyhose = Happiness

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 8, 2013 at 2:00PM

Here at the Tosh blog, we get thousands of e-mails a day, all asking the same thing: "How can I spice up the relationship between me and my dog?" Good news! We may have found a cure for your canine-related blues.

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Now that's a "HOT" "DOG!"

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I'd like to take THIS one to the "pound", if you know what I mean! (Have sex with it.)

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This one just seems sad. A.K.A. is the sexiest one of all! HELLO!

Jokes I didn't use in this post:

More like "All Dogs Go To HARD-ON!"
This one's giving me a total "Milk-BONER!"
I am literally jerking off to these pantyhose-wearing dogs!

Okay, that's it.

[via Laughing Squid]

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Don't You Like Crowded Public Places, Mr. Whiskers?

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 5, 2013 at 3:00PM

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To-Do List:
a) Drag Cat To Mall
b) Get Wetzel's Pretzel
c) Spend Rest Of Life Alone

[via Acid Cow]

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24 Seconds Of Dogs Wearing Cowboy Hats

Posted by: Matt Koff | April 4, 2013 at 11:00AM

My favorite part is how sad they seem.

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When Does This Movie Come Out

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 28, 2013 at 11:00AM

Someone put cocaine in my birdseed and I've never felt more alive.

[via Acid Cow]

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A Bunch Of Cute Sh*t For The Ladiez

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 25, 2013 at 3:00PM

A baby with adult legs!

The Wizard Of Oz starring a puppy!

A cat humping a Muppet!

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[via Acid Cow, FilmDrunk, Imgur]

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You Know You Want This

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 21, 2013 at 3:00PM

A little something for our readers who fantasize about fucking cats. (We're looking at you, Charles Logan Taft!)

[via Acid Cow]