• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    She smells like a winner.

  • #TBT

    Every day is Whiskey Wednesday if you lose enough brain cells.

Tosh.0 Blog

Wi-Fi Rage

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 2, 2013 at 11:00AM


Network Connection Wizard:

1. Turn off airport

2. Wait 30 seconds

3. Turn airport on

4. Throw cat out window

5. Punch lady

[via Cumberland Times News]

From Around the Web

Dog Loves Satan

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | August 8, 2011 at 6:00PM

Dog mauls owner's face at 18 second mark.

[via BuzzFeed]


animal abuse



evil dog





Stupid Cat Desperate for Water

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | December 6, 2010 at 12:00PM

And to think, all she had to do was deny her cat water for 2 weeks to make him this desperate.

Let's all laugh at his pain while I get PETA on the line.

[via BuzzFeed]

This Is Why I Hate Dogs

Posted by: Carly Hallam | November 4, 2010 at 3:00PM

People put their stupid dogs in stupid peacoats that cost $70 dollars then take them to restaurants and malls and treat them like humans.

It's a dog. It wants you to throw the bright yellow ball and feed it dry, crunchy food. That's it. Stop dressing it. Stop carrying it in a purse and talking to it like a baby.

Ugh, dogs. Or is it dog owners that I hate?

I mean, there's no way Mookie actually wants to be wearing that trench coat. Poor Mookie. And who named you that?!

Stupid freaking humans.

[via The DW]


animal abuse


dog owners


pea coat


trench coat