Your groceries belong to him now.
[via TC Mag]
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
Whenever Daisy Mae starts acting up he casually strolls by the meat department, and there’s a sudden attitude change.
"I'm just a squirrel trying to get a gut."
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Squirrels are well-known for their bushy tails and their emotional eating.
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