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I'm Just Gonna Leave This Here

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 20, 2014 at 4:00PM

If you want an owner who won't make you sit on top of a disgusting city grate I WILL GLADLY ADOPT YOU TODAY.

You can even pick your name! I'm kidding. Your name will be Noodles.

[via Daily of the Day]

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adorable

animal

beagle

cute

fly

grate

i believe i can fly

music

oets

pet

puppy

video

Spin Me A Tail

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 23, 2014 at 11:00AM

That is not nearly as sexy as Avatar made it look.

[via LOL Hehehe]

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animal

back

cut

gross

grow

growth

hair

long

natural

tail

Look At This Cowboys Fan

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 2, 2014 at 9:00PM

The skunk’s name is Romo, right?

I mean, it has to be.

I won’t accept any other name.

[via The Chive]

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animal

cowboys

crosswalk

dallas

jersey

pet

Romo

skunk

tony romo

traffic

walk

wtf

Pee Break

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 26, 2014 at 8:00PM

Obviously this lemur is still pretty upset over the casting of Ben Affleck as Batman.

[via Imgur]

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animal

batman

cap

hat

lemur

pee

piss

wildlife

zoo

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Animal Kingdom

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 22, 2014 at 12:00PM

Animal Kingdom

Taxicab Confessions. Animal Planet Edition.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Tim Reed.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[photo: Jay Directo/Stringer/Getty Images]