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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Earn Your Stripes

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 1, 2015 at 12:00PM

COLOMBIA-ENVIRONMENT-CAR FREE DAY

Is he white with black stripes, or black with white stripes? I'm trying to decide which type of outrage to feign.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Hope Swatch.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[Raul Arboleda/Stringer/Getty Images]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Earn Your Stripes

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 27, 2015 at 4:00PM

COLOMBIA-ENVIRONMENT-CAR FREE DAY

A popped collar? Who knew zebras were so douchey?

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[Raul Arboleda/Stringer/Getty Images]

Man Vs. Beast

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 27, 2015 at 1:00PM

I would say the wide-cast discrimination against these harmless creatures is unjust… but they're so fucking gross.

[via YouTube]

Tags: 

animal

beast

Bitch

man

marsupial

mean

nature

opossum

possum

rodent

talking shit

trash talk

Fuzzy Phallic Footwear

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 26, 2015 at 3:00PM

DickSlippers

The softest slippers are made from the severed penises of Dr. Seuss characters.

[via Fuck Yeah Weird Porn]

Tags: 

animal

dick

dr seuss

feet

footwear

fur

fuzzy

penis

PETA

poachers

pubes

slippers

Terrifiedy Cat

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 6, 2015 at 2:00PM

Why is this cat not playing for the NBA – kid has upsssss.

[via Echtlustig]

Tags: 

animal

cat

fake

fake spider

GIF

huge

jump

kitten

leap

mean

prank

scared

scaredy cat

spider

terrified