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Minion Molestation

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 28, 2015 at 11:00AM

They're ideal sexual partners. They live to serve.

[via Live Leak]

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From Around the Web

Winnie The Who Are We And Why Are We Here?

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 24, 2015 at 1:00PM

ThinkingBear

Never approach a wild animal while he's contemplating his own existence.

[via 9Gag]

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I Haz Brain Freeze

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 20, 2015 at 8:00PM

Updated list of things this cat doesn’t trust:

1. Red dot

2. Vacuum Cleaners

3. Ice Cream

[via TO]

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Wild N' Out

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | July 30, 2015 at 11:00PM

armadilloboobies

Guess who's killing it on Animal Tinder?

[via Kill Some Time]

Silly Rabbits

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 25, 2015 at 12:00PM

rabbitattack

That terrifying moment when you realize you’re about to be involved in a rabbit orgy.

[via Break]

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