• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

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Supergoat

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 23, 2016 at 10:00AM

goat

This is a pretty intense mashup of fetishes.

[via Izismile]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Feelin' Myself

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 16, 2016 at 12:00PM

Famous Orangutan Shops For New Skirts In Kunming

All that touring is really taking a toll on Miley.

We received a lot of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

We picked the caption above from a comment left by Ellaval Rednaxela.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post and also, do better.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

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GasoNOPE

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 14, 2016 at 2:00PM

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The new Tesla ads are pretty compelling.

[via Twtiter]

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Feelin' Myself

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 12, 2016 at 4:00PM

Famous Orangutan Shops For New Skirts In Kunming

Sorority orangutans are so much harder to tame.

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

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Tryna Get A Nut

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 31, 2016 at 10:00AM

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This squirrel is into older men. Wayyy older men.

[via Telegraph]

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