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Aww, Twins!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 18, 2014 at 2:00PM

One of them screams all night and the other shits little pellets all over the house.

[via UberHumor]

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baby

boob

breastfeed

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parent

parenting

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Jungle Jugs

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 16, 2014 at 11:00AM

I'm just saying, if AIDS really started when a guy banged a monkey, and it was this monkey… I get it.

[via LOL Hehehe]

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animal

boobs

breasts

busty

cleavage

jungle

monkey

primate

stacked

Hold On Tight, Billy!

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 14, 2014 at 5:00PM

Pardon me, sir. But your backpack seems to have shit all over the road.

[via Pink Bike]

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animal

back

bicycle

bike

carpool

goat

hang on

pets

ride

What The Hell Did You Do To The Cat?!

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 7, 2014 at 5:00PM

It's the hottest toy of the season for future serial killers!

[via Daily Garlic]

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animal

animal cruelty

novelty

peeler

pet

skin

A Deer Friend

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 29, 2014 at 2:00PM

On a totally unrelated note, I like to think the letters above her bed spell DILDOS.

[via LifeBuzz]

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animal

deer

friend

friendship

house

love

tender

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