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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Animal Kingdom

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 22, 2014 at 12:00PM

Animal Kingdom

Taxicab Confessions. Animal Planet Edition.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Tim Reed.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[photo: Jay Directo/Stringer/Getty Images]

Aww, Twins!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 18, 2014 at 2:00PM

One of them screams all night and the other shits little pellets all over the house.

[via UberHumor]

Tags: 

animal

baby

boob

breastfeed

deer

parent

parenting

weird

wtf

Jungle Jugs

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 16, 2014 at 11:00AM

I'm just saying, if AIDS really started when a guy banged a monkey, and it was this monkey… I get it.

[via LOL Hehehe]

Tags: 

animal

boobs

breasts

busty

cleavage

jungle

monkey

primate

stacked

Hold On Tight, Billy!

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 14, 2014 at 5:00PM

Pardon me, sir. But your backpack seems to have shit all over the road.

[via Pink Bike]

Tags: 

animal

back

bicycle

bike

carpool

goat

hang on

pets

ride

What The Hell Did You Do To The Cat?!

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 7, 2014 at 5:00PM

It's the hottest toy of the season for future serial killers!

[via Daily Garlic]

Tags: 

animal

animal cruelty

novelty

peeler

pet

skin