Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Watch what happens when this puppy spots its owner. Get a dog, because no person will ever be this excited you see you. Ever.
- An oral history of Coolio's Gangsta's Paradise. I'm the kinda G the little homies wanna be like…
- Can you finish a "Kentucky Breakfast"? A Kentucky lunch is just a bucket of Bourbon and a punch in the face.
- Alien ghost woman spotted on Mars. It's from UGOSightingsDaily.com, so you know it's legit.
- Cheating site reveals what men consider to be the "perfect mistress." Must be sexually adventurous, and have the ability to "be cool."
- Watch this anchorman lose his shit over the Kardashians. This dude is my spirit animal.
- Mondays are no fun. Let some big ol' boobs ease your pain.