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Love Dem Hose

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 21, 2015 at 1:00PM

HoseSpray

If that's not a thumb over a garden hose, enjoy your boyfriend's horribly disfigured, yet powerful penis.

[via Ice Trend]

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From Around the Web

That Is One Sexy Angle

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 27, 2014 at 4:00PM

This is actually a huge relief. His mom thought he was jerking off to math problems.

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A Turn For The Worse

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 28, 2014 at 10:00AM

It's less of an "arch" and more of a "corner."

[via No Way Girl]

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Modeling Is All About Angles

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 18, 2013 at 2:00PM

Russia's Next Top Model may not be as high-budget as America's, but those girls sure are limber.

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Looks Like She Could Use A Hand

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 9, 2013 at 12:00PM

No she can't dress herself, yes she does a mean crab walk.

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