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10 People Who Failed At Getting Ready For Halloween

Posted by: Rachel Callman | October 23, 2015 at 3:00PM

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Halloween is the only day we get to pretend like we're going to murder all of our neighbors with a hatchet, so I take it pretty seriously. It's the time of year when decorations should be used to terrify – but these poor saps only managed to inspire pity.

Let's egg all of their crappy houses for making us feel bad. Show full post

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One Cool Cat

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 25, 2015 at 10:00AM

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The Cat in the Hat looks pretty pleased with all the poon he's pulling.

[via Bro My God]

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Beach Physique

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 7, 2015 at 11:00AM

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I like a body that can be mistaken for a mossy rock from certain angles.

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Love Dem Hose

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 21, 2015 at 1:00PM

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If that's not a thumb over a garden hose, enjoy your boyfriend's horribly disfigured, yet powerful penis.

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That Is One Sexy Angle

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 27, 2014 at 4:00PM

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This is actually a huge relief. His mom thought he was jerking off to math problems.

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