Well party drugs DO cost an arm and a leg these days.
[via Rad Ass]
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
I knew it! Any arm that perky and perfectly rounded is too good to be true.
[via Daily Garlic]
How many times has this shirt gotten him laid? More than he can count on one hand.
I feel like they put him in dress shorts for effect.