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This Wordplay Has Me Stumped

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 29, 2015 at 1:00PM

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How many times has this shirt gotten him laid? More than he can count on one hand.

[via Radass]

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From Around the Web

That's Way Harsh, Manari

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 10, 2014 at 2:00PM

I feel like they put him in dress shorts for effect.

[via Vine]

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Really Committing To The Part

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 17, 2014 at 12:00PM

"Oh, you had to wear a wig for your Halloween costume? Well I CUT OFF MY LEG."

[via The Chive]

Photo-Stumped

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 7, 2014 at 3:00PM

When he's not busy ruining pictures, he enjoys pulling his arm out of the garbage disposal and screaming bloody murder.

[via Daily Garlic]

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Guns Don't Kill People, My Feet Do

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 25, 2013 at 9:00PM

Obama said he wouldn't take away our guns. But he didn't say ANYTHING about taking away our arms.

[via King Ruiner]

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