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4th Of July Is So Dope, Yo

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 3, 2014 at 4:00PM

She found a rhyme for "fruit skewers," I'll give her that.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: American Meat

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 30, 2014 at 4:00PM

American Meat

Can't everybody just get off our wieners?

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[photo: Dmitry Kostyukov/Staff/Getty Images]

Nice Chugs

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 17, 2014 at 5:00PM

Her versatile cans can also crush and recycle aluminum cans.

[via Bro My God]

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Welcome To America

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 27, 2014 at 8:00PM

A quick pit stop for the 10 Commandment Nuggets value meal.

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beef

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Yes, I Just Discovered The Freedom Boner

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 17, 2014 at 12:00PM

He may never release his birth certificate, but Obama's x-ray is enough proof for me.

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Because F*ck It, Why Not?

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 28, 2014 at 10:00PM

Would you like to add fries and a pint of whiskey to make it a sadness combo?

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