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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Googly Government

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 29, 2016 at 12:00PM

Obama Visits Exhibition Halls At Hanover Trade Fair

Virtually all out of fucks to give.

We received a bunch of really dumb comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

Still, we had to pick a winner so we picked the caption above from a comment left by Cody MacDonald.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post and also, do better.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[Alexander Koerner/Stringer/Getty Images]

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Campaigning So Hard

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 27, 2016 at 12:00PM

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They will do literally anything to get your vote.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Googly Government

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 25, 2016 at 4:00PM

Obama Visits Exhibition Halls At Hanover Trade Fair

VR allows Obama to visualize what it would be like to have tiny Trump hands.

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[Alexander Koerner/Stringer/Getty Images]

10 Relationship Goals That'll Make You Lonely

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 1, 2016 at 3:00PM

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The worst thing about couples is all of the super dumb stuff they do together – because everywhere you look they're posting pictures of it. Even though it all looks lame, when you're single you still miss it.

So now that it's time for the weekend, as your best friend, we thought we'd remind you how alone you are.

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10 Ridiculous Presidential Campaign Tattoos

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 18, 2016 at 3:00PM

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This year's presidential race has been more exciting, divisive and unrealistic than The Bachelor. So people have started behaving more like fans than voters and inking their picks on themselves.

Here are some that might prove we aren't responsible enough to vote anyways (if Trump's progress hadn't proved that already).

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Stars, Stripes, Skillz

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 18, 2016 at 12:00PM

NBA All-Star Game 2016

That's not what I meant when I said I hope she's stacked. 

We received a lot of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

We picked the caption above from a comment left by Tim Webb.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[Elsa/Staff/Getty Images]