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Table For One Awesome Time

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 19, 2014 at 1:00PM

"You take as much time in Chico's as you need, honey. I'll just hit the food court and get blind drunk."

[via Break]

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What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 28, 2013 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter and Facebook comments about Tosh.0.

Next stop, the White House!

Watch Chris Crocker's Web Redemption, or see what he's been up to since. Yes, he really is an American Apparel model. And if you want to see his porn, find it. I'm not a god damn porn search engine.

This Dinner Party Is In No Way Sad

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 11, 2013 at 1:00PM

He's invited everyone who's going to eat him after he definitely dies alone.

[via The Chive]

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This Is Why You're Endangered!

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 9, 2013 at 5:00PM

Pandas hate having sex, but man do they LOVE practicing.

[via Acid Cow]

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I'm Sure It'll Turn Into A (Very Weird) Tan

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 6, 2013 at 4:00PM

Stings almost as much as the realization that nobody wants to touch you.

[via Poorly Dressed]

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