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Shouldn't Have Eaten That Shellfish

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 7, 2015 at 3:00PM

PlumpLips

"Damn I'm sexy. Now be a good boy and fetch mommy's EpiPen before her throat closes."

[via Banana]

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I Think You're Allergic To Things

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 5, 2014 at 10:00AM

allergies

We should probably put you in a bubble.

[via UberHumor]

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Anyone Have An EpiPen?

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 16, 2014 at 3:00PM

CandyLips

It's really sweet of Carol not to let her shellfish reaction interrupt the conversation.

[via Acid Cow]

It's SOOO Cute

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 24, 2013 at 10:00PM

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Wish I could have a sandal but I'm allergic.

[via Acid Cow]

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