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Honest Cake

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 25, 2016 at 5:00PM

HonestWeddingCake

He's about to consummate the shit out himself in the bathroom.

[via Viral Swarm]

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From Around the Web

Gravity Chug

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 17, 2016 at 5:00PM

BalconyChug

Based on the hue it's either Coors Light or a well-hydrated Rottweiler.

[via Catsmob]

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Stair Master

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 10, 2016 at 3:00PM

Looks like somebody got a hold of those Wolf of Wall Street quaaludes.

[via Imgur]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 9, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Aisle 6 – Murder/Moonshine

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 9, 2016 at 1:00PM

GunsLiquorStore

Nice to see Wal Mart's finally being honest with themselves and getting back to basics.

[via Flickr]

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