Falling off a roof drunk is no reason to stop drinking.
Each week we'll give you the gift of a Tosh.0 Classic.
Any of us could end up here. It's best to be prepared.
Your dog isn't truly man's best friend unless he helps hide your alcoholism from the world.
Nothing livens up a day on the pond like competitive team yoga pouring.
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They had to commemorate the exact moment they both realized it was time to dump their boyfriends.