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Beach Buzzkill

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 12, 2014 at 3:00PM

Fine. But can I still drink crystal meth?

[via The Chive]

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10 People Passed Out In Public

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 6, 2014 at 3:00PM

The human body is a temple, but if you poison it with just the right amount of sweet, delicious alcohol, it becomes a lifeless husk that serves only to entertain others. The public pass-out is a time-honored tradition throughout the world, so let's give it its due respect.

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 22, 2014 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[video via Keek]

PDA Makes Me Sick

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 22, 2014 at 10:00AM

…As do Jager bombs.

[via I am Bored]

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10 Scholarly Collegiate Moments

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 16, 2014 at 3:00PM

College is a special time in a young person's life where they make lifelong friends and memories. But more than the socializing, college is really all about learning. Sure, the actual education you receive is overpriced and next to useless, but the life lessons you'll take with you are priceless.

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