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Just A Splash

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 8, 2014 at 10:00PM

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Still better than any cocktail involving eggnog.

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Good For Calling, Texting, And Dipping

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 2, 2014 at 10:00AM

It's out of frame but his iPad's got the sweet and sour sauce.

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It's Always A Good Time For Chinese Food

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 20, 2014 at 2:00PM

If there's one thing that tastes good coming back up, it's dumplings.

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Big Plans Tonight?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 5, 2014 at 2:00PM

The old folks' home has a beer pong tournament like you've never SEEN.

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Booze Hound

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 3, 2014 at 2:00PM

"How about you give me your fucking keys, Jerry?"

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