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Gotta Love Those Alaskan Cruises

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 13, 2013 at 4:00PM

You don't choose love. Love chooses you.

[via UberHumor]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 13, 2013 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[photo via Buzzfeed]

Palin Daughters Defend Mom's Show… on Facebook

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | November 17, 2010 at 12:00PM

TMZ reports that the Palin daughters jumped to action to defend their mom's new show Sarah Palin's Alaska after reading some harsh criticism

…posted on Facebook

…by some dude they used to go to school with

…named "Tre."

Bristol, I know you're not the sharpest knife in the Palin drawer.  You've proved that.  Repeatedly.  And you're terribly uncharismatic.  And are riding your mom's popularity on Dancing with the Stars just like in real life.  Wait, I've gone off course…

The point: Bristol, you might not be bright, but you're an adult, and a mom, and a national spokeswoman for teen abstinence (despite having been a teen mother), and now — because of Dancing with the Stars — a national celebrity.

I hate to break it to you, honey, but at some point, you're going to have to let comments made by "Tre" …on Facebook… go.

God forbid she ever discovers what people are saying about her on EVERY OTHER SITE ON THE INTERNET.  She'd have to block out hours each day just to leave response comments!

But not to be outdone by her sister, this was Willow's take on the matter…

Yikes.  That won't look good on a resume.

Apparently, in Sarah Palin's Alaska taking time to properly raise your 16-year-old daughter is optional if you have a self-aggrandizing television show deal.

This can only end well for America.

Levi Johnston Is In A Music Video

Posted by: Carly Hallam | October 5, 2010 at 1:00PM

Levi Johnston is all kinds of talented. He can pose for Playgirl, he can run for mayor, he can make babies, and, this just in, he can act.

When not denouncing abstinence, Levi is busy starring in awesome music videos with talented and famous singers. Like this one—Brittani Senser's "After Love".

You know what they say: Just because you can do something, you should.

[via E!, Red Balcony]

Levi Johnston: 'I Don't Believe In Abstinence'

Posted by: Carly Hallam | September 29, 2010 at 5:00PM

To promote his run for mayor of Wasilla, Levi Johnston appeared on The Last Word where Lawrence O'Donnell asked him the same questions Katie Couric asked Sarah Palin way back when.

My favorite part of the interview came when O'Donnell asked Levi his stance on the morning-after pill: "That's a girl's decision. Same with abstinence. I don't believe in abstinence. I feel like if you're having unprotected sex, you get the girl pregnant, you should have the baby."

Ah, yes. The ol' abortion/abstinence mix up. I do the same thing with the words condoms and condiments. Turns out you can only get one of them in the McDonald's drive-thru.

(Condoms.)

[via Mediaite]