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Subway Alarm Clock Is A Son Of A B*tch

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 25, 2013 at 10:00PM

Those team building trust exercises are useless when you really need them.

[via Reddit]

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If You Sleep In It'll Cost You

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 2, 2011 at 4:00PM

The latest invention to make the rounds on the web: an alarm clock that gives you extra incentive to get up…  It shreds money if you continue to sleep.

What's next?  An alarm clock you strap to your balls and every minute you don't get up it clamps down harder on your balls…??

Filing patent now…

[via Laughing Squid]

AlarmTube Does Exactly What You'd Think

Posted by: Chris Lesinski | June 23, 2009 at 10:00AM

Having trouble (Rick) rolling out of bed in the morning? This nifty YouTube alarm will start your day about as wholesomely as a Pop-Tart. Set a time and copy in the link. It does the rest, right from your browser.

YouTube alarm

Here's an alarm video you can use for tomorrow morning:

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