“I got your feeding time right here, mom.”
[via The Chive]
What convenience! When I was a kid, by the time I grabbed my books, and I gave myself a look, I was at the corner just in time to see the bus fly by…
P.S. If you're too young to get this reference, I don't give a shit.
[via Bro Bible]
Those team building trust exercises are useless when you really need them.
The latest invention to make the rounds on the web: an alarm clock that gives you extra incentive to get up… It shreds money if you continue to sleep.
What's next? An alarm clock you strap to your balls and every minute you don't get up it clamps down harder on your balls…??
Filing patent now…
[via Laughing Squid]