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    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

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    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

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    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

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Wakey Wakey

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 14, 2015 at 12:00PM

That hand is used in a completely different manner at night.

[via Prickly Legs]

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Putting The NO In Snooze

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 7, 2015 at 4:00PM

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I personally value sleeping in over use of my hands.

[via Radass]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 31, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Wakey! Wakey!

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 22, 2015 at 8:00PM

“I got your feeding time right here, mom.”

[via The Chive]

The Satan Alarm Has Sounded

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 5, 2015 at 8:00PM

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Need to add dog farts to that list as well.

[via Reddit]