Need to add dog farts to that list as well.
What convenience! When I was a kid, by the time I grabbed my books, and I gave myself a look, I was at the corner just in time to see the bus fly by…
P.S. If you're too young to get this reference, I don't give a shit.
[via Bro Bible]
Those team building trust exercises are useless when you really need them.
The latest invention to make the rounds on the web: an alarm clock that gives you extra incentive to get up… It shreds money if you continue to sleep.
What's next? An alarm clock you strap to your balls and every minute you don't get up it clamps down harder on your balls…??
Filing patent now…
[via Laughing Squid]
Having trouble (Rick) rolling out of bed in the morning? This nifty YouTube alarm will start your day about as wholesomely as a Pop-Tart. Set a time and copy in the link. It does the rest, right from your browser.
Here's an alarm video you can use for tomorrow morning: