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Wakey! Wakey!

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 22, 2015 at 8:00PM

“I got your feeding time right here, mom.”

[via The Chive]

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The Satan Alarm Has Sounded

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 5, 2015 at 8:00PM

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Need to add dog farts to that list as well.

[via Reddit]

Wake Up!

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 6, 2015 at 5:00PM

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What convenience! When I was a kid, by the time I grabbed my books, and I gave myself a look, I was at the corner just in time to see the bus fly by…

P.S. If you're too young to get this reference, I don't give a shit.

[via Bro Bible]

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Subway Alarm Clock Is A Son Of A B*tch

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 25, 2013 at 10:00PM

Those team building trust exercises are useless when you really need them.

[via Reddit]

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If You Sleep In It'll Cost You

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | June 2, 2011 at 4:00PM

The latest invention to make the rounds on the web: an alarm clock that gives you extra incentive to get up…  It shreds money if you continue to sleep.

What's next?  An alarm clock you strap to your balls and every minute you don't get up it clamps down harder on your balls…??

Filing patent now…

[via Laughing Squid]