Umm… how many frequent flyer points do I need in order to be able to take off my pants?
A true hero. We salute you, middle seat man, for taking back what is rightfully yours.
In the event of an emergency, keep your Instagram game strong.
Updated Worst Airline Passenger Rankings:
1. Passenger with a juicy cough
2. Passenger eating a raw onion
3. Live venomous reptiles