Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Domino's made an autonomous delivery vehicle. I always knew the robot uprising would start with a shitty pizza chain.
- 10 best moments of March Madness opening rounds. Sorry to all the Michigan St. fans who are still collectively weeping in a corner.
- Here's how often you should be changing your bed sheets. Heads up single men, turns out it's more than once every three years.
- Why you hate everyone more as you get older. I hate this article. And if you're reading it, I hate you too.
- 15 actors who turned down huge roles. Can you believe Frankie Muniz passed on playing MLK?
- Apple introduces new, smaller iPhone. But I was looking forward to carrying a desktop computer in my pocket.
- Monday says your bras don't belong here.