Time; she's a cruel bitch.
[via Prickly Legs]
And while you're at it, tell the Grim Reaper he can lick Werther's Originals off my wrinkled pre-World War I ballsack.
This form of arthritis is most common in NYC cab drivers.
No, Isaac. That's what your HEADSTONE will look like. You'll look much worse.
Take off your pants and put on a house robe, you old farts.