• Caption Challenge

    We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.

  • #TBT

    And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.

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Posted by: TK Kelly | December 11, 2014 at 5:00PM

Time; she's a cruel bitch.

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Take off your pants and put on a house robe, you old farts.

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