• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

Tosh.0 Blog

Damn Gram

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 15, 2016 at 4:00PM

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Those are some good-looking cans for having 12 grandchildren.

[via TC Mag]

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From Around the Web

Smells Like Teen Spinach

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 12, 2016 at 6:00PM

TeenSpinach

It's like baby spinach, except it steals money from your purse and resents you.

[via Daily Garlic]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 8, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

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Coffin Robber

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 10, 2016 at 11:00AM

He's just jealous that you're the one poppin' off that girdle every night.

[via Vine]

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I'm Hip, I'm With it

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 25, 2016 at 6:00PM

MillenialExpert

"From what I understand, they may be using their phones for far more than phone calls." – – Morley Winograd

[via Izismile]

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