Those are some good-looking cans for having 12 grandchildren.
[via TC Mag]
It's like baby spinach, except it steals money from your purse and resents you.
[via Daily Garlic]
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
He's just jealous that you're the one poppin' off that girdle every night.
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