Maybe he’s selling cigarettes?
From their office to your garage.
She doesn't even know how to snorkle, she's just winging it.
Combining dating and food delivery is just plain efficient.
Even in Season Five our guests knew Donald Trump's voice should make people run.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
Maybe they should quit reminding her how old she is in human years.
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"Every damn time I take a nap, some asshole mortician tries to embalm me!"