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Tonight’s Special: Scandalous Shrimp

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 17, 2014 at 9:00PM

Even the best affairs get tired of hotel room pizza delivery.

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Twist Ending

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 3, 2014 at 9:00PM

Patrick will reveal the gender of the child by signing the divorce papers either in blue or pink ink.

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Have You Seen This Homewrecker?

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 26, 2013 at 5:00PM

Well, she's clearly in heat and running wild out there. We can only hope she has all her shots.

[via Prickly Legs]

Working Up An Appitite

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 6, 2013 at 10:00PM

Thank you Quiznos for not being judgmental. Those prudes over at Chick-Fil-A said "no" when I asked them to cater my Craigslist swingers meet up.

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To Catch a Glimpse of Chris Hansen's Genitals

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | July 7, 2011 at 4:00PM

Last week, The National Enquirer broke the news that To Catch a Predator host Chris Hansen had been "caught" himself — cheating on his wife.

Now, The Daily Mail reports that Hansen also engaged in "sexting" during the affair.  And those pics may be coming soon to a computer near you…

"The NBC anchor is said to be terrified that the steamy pictures will be leaked and end up on the internet," writes The Mail.

The Internet has a funny way of handing out karma: You use the Internet to pretend you are an underage girl to bust perverts, so the Internet shows the world a picture of your dong.  It's a delicate but fair balance.

And though the pics haven't leaked yet, descriptions are making the rounds:

"'One of the images shows Chris standing in a hotel room in front of a large mirror. He's wearing only a white bathrobe that's completely open – showing off his entire chest and midsection – with one hand concealing his genitals.'"

Oh god.  Just show us the pics.  They can't be worse than having to use my imagination to conjure up images of a naked Chris Hansen debating which way of holding his junk is most erotic.

At least the good news is that the woman, aged 30, is an adult.  We wouldn't want to make Alanis Morissette's head to explode.