Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Tesla's Model S P85D has an "Insane Button." I assume because they couldn't call it a "shit all over yourself button." (NSFW Language)
- Porn star's tips for getting a second date. Have you tried having a gargantuan penis?
- We may have found a peanut allergy cure. And no, Dad, it isn't to "stop being a pussy."
- Marshawn Lynch's riveting media day. Great, now the NFL is going to fine him for being smarmy.
- Here are all the 2015 Super Bowl ads that have already hit the web. Feel free to just get blackout drunk on Sunday since you've already seen the best part.
- Girls with tattoos. They're all in that sweet spot, still several years away from deeply regretting these decisions.
- All-female Ghostbusters cast announced. If grandpa were alive, he'd say "the only thing women should be busting is dust!" But then again, he was a pretty bad guy.