There’s definitely someone watching you through the peep booth glory hole, but it ain’t Jesus.
[via Distinguished Baloney]
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
Go ahead and enjoy those unpurchased chips while your girlfriend questions every life choice she’s ever made.
A concussion is the only way your daughter will learn to always hustle down the line.
[via The Chive]