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The Blowjob's In The Fine Print

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 5, 2013 at 11:00AM

Sooo, is that like an official company slogan, or just one woman's confession of the horrible things she's done feeding her donut addiction?

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Sounds Like A Pretty Awesome Combination

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 27, 2013 at 5:00PM

Feel free to do meth if you're not having sex though. That's probably fine.

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Okay There Are Officially Too Many Card Sections

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 2, 2013 at 4:00PM

I assume the inside says, "I'm here for you while you eat more/do less drugs."

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Sounds About Right

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 10, 2013 at 12:00PM

I feel like she should meet last night's Web Redemption. Something tells me they'd hit it off.

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TLC Is Just Dominating Television These Days

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | January 30, 2013 at 11:00AM

Guys, it's not that big of a deal. It has much less of a flavor than human hair.

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