He used to have zits and now he sucks dicks!
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
Tryna figure out if I'm neighbors with Shia LaBeouf, Pauly Shore or Adam Levine. I'll see who pulls up.
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It's gotta be better than Adam Levine's new scent, which I assume smells like selling out.
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Let's get Mac on The Wanted's I'm Glad You Came as soon as possible.
"He's happy that she showed up at the party."
The only person in the world still using pay phones, besides Adam Levine.
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