Maybe I'll just Uber today.
[via Daily Garlic]
This is the only way to look cool while playing Mahjong.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
I'd date her just because she didn't laugh at any of Bill's jokes.
Whether you're single or taken this Valentine's Day, it's a good idea to stock up on tissues and lotion.
One time I got my mom anal beads and it did not go over well, so I'm going to have to pass.
[via Uber Humor]
Now would be a good time for their competitor to run an ad stating “Unlike those other guys, we would never stand on a woman who had just recently lost her husband.”
We need to park this thing in front of the courthouse when Jared goes to trial.
Whenever I ask my kid if he wants to eat out, he always suggests the mall.
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