This guy is the Tyler Perry of the stock photography world.
Yikes, and I thought fulfilling all the duties of Miss America were daunting.
And I’m sure Martha will be happy to be rid of a guy who routinely masturbates to photos of Lola Bunny.
[via The Chive]
If he wasn't so busy checking out SafetyFanatics.com this never would have happened.
Just looking for a bro to get naked, stomp trains, touch my peen and take home some fake seafood. Don't make this weird.
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This is why they're all fighting? You can get one at Target for $24.99.
[via Uber Humor]