It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
I get to bang your robot daughter and see your place in Malibu? I'm already there.
[via Daily Garlic]
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
We need the help of our brilliant, talented fans to make a commercial for Season 8! OK, fine, we blew the promo budget on things we can't legally talk about and now we need free workers.
But the best one will air on Comedy Central during the Superbowl and you might get famous, so there's that.
Daniel really wants to pocket his promotional budget this season, so send us your original Tosh.0 ad and it could air during the Super Bowl!*
*on Comedy Central, still kind of cool though…