• Caption Challenge

    Goth Grub
    Goth Grub

    It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

  • #TBT

    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

Tosh.0 Blog

#ToshBowl Runners Up

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 4, 2016 at 6:30PM

You didn't make it onto TV, but at least you made it onto the internet! That's rare!

Thanks for submitting, Zaya Playa! If we were opening a club in Miami, you would've totally won.

[via YouTube]

From Around the Web

#ToshBowl Runners Up

Posted by: Rachel Callman | February 3, 2016 at 6:30PM

You didn't make it onto TV, but at least you made it onto the internet! That's rare!

As hard as it was to resist all of that sweet man meat, we had to. Thanks for submitting Nelson Walters!

[via YouTube]

Sex Machina

Posted by: TK Kelly | February 1, 2016 at 1:00PM

RobotSexAd

I get to bang your robot daughter and see your place in Malibu? I'm already there.

[via Daily Garlic]

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 28, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

#ToshBowl Is Coming

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 28, 2016 at 4:00PM

We need the help of our brilliant, talented fans to make a commercial for Season 8! OK, fine, we blew the promo budget on things we can't legally talk about and now we need free workers.

But the best one will air on Comedy Central during the Superbowl and you might get famous, so there's that.

#ToshBowl

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 25, 2016 at 3:00PM

Daniel really wants to pocket his promotional budget this season, so send us your original Tosh.0 ad and it could air during the Super Bowl!*

*on Comedy Central, still kind of cool though…