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Your Family Is Weird

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 29, 2015 at 2:00PM

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I love my dog too, but in a strictly platonic way.

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Masturbating Has Become So Much Work

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 21, 2015 at 12:00PM

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"Uh yes, in fact my sex toys DO hold me at night so take your pick up lines somewhere else."

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Yay, Bonus Leg

Posted by: Josh Keown | December 7, 2014 at 12:00PM

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And they said a chicken farm next to a nuclear power plant would never work.

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Paging Dr. Awesome

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 11, 2014 at 3:00PM

Most physicians are overly concerned with professionalism, but Chuck just don't give a damn.

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Editor For Hire

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 6, 2014 at 3:00PM

Most of today's educators simply don't care enough to help us make our shit not suck.

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Voter Turnout Was Great Yesterday

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 5, 2014 at 9:00PM

FINALLY an issue that can unite both political parties.

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