Tosh.0 Blog

Must Love 'Murica

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 29, 2014 at 2:00PM

Because the guy posting a cardboard singles ad on a telephone pole isn't going to date just anyone.

[via LOL Factory]

For All Of Your Back To School Needs

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 19, 2014 at 9:00PM

“Buy a phone case … or don’t … whatever.” – If the phone case kiosk guy had a verse.

[via Potato Flesh]

Get Your Poncho Ready

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 15, 2014 at 5:00PM

She's nothing if not ambitious.

[via Pretty Wasted]

Tags: 

ad

ambition

coming soon

five guys

girl

goals

prediction

Nice One, Cox Farms

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 1, 2014 at 6:00PM

Nothing boosts business like jokes about your mother's fondness for dong.

[via Last Laugh Group]

Tags: 

ad

burn

cocks

cox

farms

joke

sign

slogan

yo mama

your mother

Bring It On, McDonald's

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 1, 2014 at 5:00PM

It's the girth-iest milkshake you've ever sucked down!

[via Browsa]

Tags: 

ad

aggressive

fast food

mcdonalds

menu

painful

sexual

thick

Fresh Language

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 24, 2014 at 5:00PM

Caution: This is just an enthusiastic description. DO NOT try to fuck these pineapples.

[via Veeoz]

Tags: 

ad

cursing

flyer

fresh

fruit

pineapple

ripe

sale