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Nice One, Cox Farms

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 1, 2014 at 6:00PM

Nothing boosts business like jokes about your mother's fondness for dong.

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Bring It On, McDonald's

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 1, 2014 at 5:00PM

It's the girth-iest milkshake you've ever sucked down!

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Fresh Language

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 24, 2014 at 5:00PM

Caution: This is just an enthusiastic description. DO NOT try to fuck these pineapples.

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For Immediate Sale

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 9, 2014 at 11:00AM

Maybe go with a public defender and keep the bike. Can't recommend the same for the kid though.

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This Is Going To Hurt

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 25, 2014 at 12:00PM

Wonderful. The thought of using chili as lubricant has now entered my subconscious.

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Mommy’s Facebook Is Probably The Worst

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 23, 2014 at 9:00PM

If learning how to spell her name was a part of the pre-school requisite, I do believe a congratulations is in order.

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