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You Have Our Attention

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 17, 2016 at 9:00PM

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Yikes, and I thought fulfilling all the duties of Miss America were daunting.

[via Radass]

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Grounds For Divorce

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 15, 2016 at 9:00PM

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And I’m sure Martha will be happy to be rid of a guy who routinely masturbates to photos of Lola Bunny.

[via The Chive]

Reading And Rolling

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 18, 2016 at 2:00PM

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If he wasn't so busy checking out SafetyFanatics.com this never would have happened.

[via UberHumor]

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Off The Rails

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 16, 2016 at 11:00AM

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Just looking for a bro to get naked, stomp trains, touch my peen and take home some fake seafood. Don't make this weird.

[via Funny Junk]

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Game Of Meh

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 27, 2016 at 2:00PM

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This is why they're all fighting? You can get one at Target for $24.99.

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Stealth Realty

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 25, 2016 at 2:00PM

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A ninja needs not your residence. He is both everywhere and nowhere at once.

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